The Adventures of the vile Voldemort and woeful Wormtail
Voldemort: *Sighs* I'm bored.
Voldemort: *becomes angry* Make me unbored then!
Wormtail: *sigh* If I must. (Taps his wand on his feet. He starts doing the chicken dance)
Voldemort: Good! Good! Now try the hokey pokey! I love that one... You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out, and you shake it all about... (Voldemort shakes his rump which wobbles from lack of exercise)
Wormtail: *shudders* Oh dear God, no! Not that! Anthing but that!
Voldemort: (Stops, his face turns alarmingly red - almost as red as his eyes) How dare you make fun of my dancing!
Wormtail: *squeaks* N - no, Sire! I was making fun of your rump - not the dancing!
Voldemort: Ah, okay. Wait! WHAT DID YOU SAY!? HOW DARE YOU, YOU LITTLE SQUEAKSTER! I SHALL MAKE YOU INTO RAT PIE!!
Wormtail: *sobs* I - I'm so sorry, my powerful and sexy Lord. I didn't mean to offend you.
Voldemort: What did you say?
Wormtail: *confused* Er...?
Voldemort: You said SEXY!
Wormtail: *shocked* I did too! Er, I mean, no I didn't!
Voldemort: Did too! Heard you, I did!
Wormtail: Did not!
Wormtail: Not, not, not, not, NOT!
Voldemort: (His eyes gleam and a red power shines around him) *He yells* And I tell you, you DID!!
Wortmail: *whispers* I couldn't help myself, Sire. *drools* Seeing your buttocks swing to and fro like that, and little me sooo close... (He begins to get sweaty)
Voldemort: (Furiously appalled and very alarmed) Oh that is gross, you little gay pervert!
Wortmail: But I tho - thought you.... you being surrounded bu mostly male servents and no evil mistresses... and you favouring lil' ol' me...
Voldemort: Bloody Fairies!! I hate fairies!
Wormtail: Er, where did that come from?
Voldemort: Fairies means gayboes you lil' disgusting vermin! Keep up with the times, will you? And I am NOT gay! I hate that as much as I hate wizards!
Wormtail: *gasp* Wizards?!
Voldemort: Er... Muggles... Yeah that's it. Muggles... Oh sod off you lil' creep. Get me Potter and I shall firgive you!
So, did you like it? I created this during a rather boring Contemporary Arts lecture at Uni half way through the year..
Read, enjoy and comment, please. ^_^